$ABSB | The Sole Currency of an Absurd World

The world is fucking ending, and you're worried about where this comes from? Dumbass.

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An Absurd Bunny Called "Stupid Fuck"

Absurd Bunny (荒诞兔) ?

A seemingly harmless, innocent little rabbit who was born to be slaughtered, somehow became the most clear-headed and vicious assassin in this fucking absurd world.
He doesn’t shout slogans, doesn’t build a persona, doesn’t act pretentious, and doesn’t play the saint.
With just the simplest and crudest words, he rips apart political hypocrisy, the stench of power, social absurdity, and humanity’s collective stupidity right in front of you.
Cute and fluffy on the outside, rotten and venomous on the inside.
Looks pure and naive, but has already seen through everything and still wants to stomp on it twice.
There is no political correctness here. No fake civility, no “noble virtues,” and definitely no “touching China” bullshit.
Only the rawest, darkest, and funniest fucking absurdity of reality.
Welcome to the world of Absurd Bunny.
Here, you can keep pretending to be a fucking saint, or you can finally be a real idiot — join this rabbit and fuck this broken world until it’s completely deformed.
After all… this fucking world has already been fucked so hard it can’t get pregnant anymore.

Original Subculture IP Meme

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The most vicious assassin in this fucking world. Using the most harmless appearance to speak the cruelest truths.

Zero Political Correctness

In the simplest and most brutal way, tearing open the hypocrisy of politics, the absurdity of society, and the collective stupidity of humanity.

Sober Self-Mockery

We don’t sell hope, and we don’t do chicken soup healing. You can laugh while cursing this world, and laugh while admitting that we’re all fucking idiots.

Long-term Subculture IP

It’s not just a meme coin, but a continuously output dark satirical universe.

Roadmap

  • June 2027

    Phase Four
    Official release of the Absurd Bunny anime story e-book, physical book, animated videos, and physical merchandise.
    Full activation of $ABSB utilities.
    The idiots will raise their middle fingers high and proudly declare: Fuck! This fucking stupid world — starting today, we’re taking over!
  • January 2027

    Phase Three
    Become the most sober and most persistent poison sting in this fucking world. Keep drawing until the world completely collapses, or until we all get banned.
  • August 2026

    Phase Two
    Continuously release comics, stickers, and meme images.
    Flood the entire internet with “Fuck, we’re all fucking idiots.”
  • May 2026

    Phase One
    Wildly draw toxic illustrations, spit savage roasts, and establish strongholds.
    First make the idiots laugh, then slowly make them unable to laugh anymore.
  • May 1, 2026

    Launch
    Fuck, the Absurd Bunny is officially born.
    A stupid bunny has officially begun poisoning this fucking world.

Announcements

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荒诞兔 Absurd Bunny ($ABSB) 代币智能合约于2026-07-28 在 币安智能链(BNB Chain)部署完成,并在2026-08-1 完成流动性微盘、源码开源验证、税制功能、转帐支付等测试。Absurd Bunny 原创亚文化原创IP 资产链上唯一哈希(SHA-256): ed0308e6f029241a0e565563a62054eea38fc1ba03097bd8566bac3c23b2b22d ,也同时永久固化写入区块链字节码中,代表创作者Poison† 对《荒诞兔》IP 资产的至高主权与跨时代数字确权。 …

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Contact

E-Mail

absb@absurdbunny.com

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@AbsurdbunnyABSB

Telegram Group

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